Not once, but twice.

So here it is in all its glory.
Well, excuse the condition but it had been living in a stable in North Yorkshire, and that would test the mettle of any man, and indeed the metal too.
Do you know any metal men?
Hmm.
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AUTOEXEC.PHAT
What better way to greet someone that switches on your arcade cab than with a couple of aliens?
Flamboyance? Pah!
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Who is the coolest person in the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who is the coolest person in I.T.?
Not the one that can get sound working in DOS that’s for sure. That person is dull and boring and has a high boredom threshold.
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