Well what can I say?

You clearly gave them a great start in life.

Sorry, lyfe.

I’m all for supporting a worthy cause and would love to “stop waste” and help the Third World, but I’m a big believer in leading by example, so why did these leaflet posting idiots leave me two copies?

That is a waste quotient of exactly 100%.

I wonder if the Third World would be helped even more if I had only been left a single copy of the leaflet?

If they ever find out they would be livid.

Can blondes women can actually cheer up a whole nation?

Yes, yes they can.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10191164.stm

Obviously.

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Hmm, I’m not sure I would do a bush tucker trial after reading this snippet.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8627335.stm

Mr and Mrs Brown do make such a lovely couple.

Is it me or does he look like he should be on Planet Of The Apes?