This is installment 007 but I am resisting the temptation of making a James Bond reference in some vain attempt at humour.

Seeing as we’re talking about controls though, buttons and joysticks, I may slip in a knob gag later.

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This week I’ve been laying a lot of cable in someone’s old box, a phrase often used as a euphemism for something else, sadly not here though.

This week I have actually been laying a lot of cable in someone’s old box.

I also did a lot of screwing too which was nice, but very hard on the knees.

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To paint or not to paint? That is the question.

Here’s another:

What has a sticky back and rhymes with Fablon?

erm, Fablon.

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So here it is in all its glory.

Well, excuse the condition but it had been living in a stable in North Yorkshire, and that would test the mettle of any man, and indeed the metal too.

Do you know any metal men?

Hmm.

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AUTOEXEC.PHAT

What better way to greet someone that switches on your arcade cab than with a couple of aliens?

Flamboyance? Pah!

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