{"id":66,"date":"2010-06-13T11:16:45","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T11:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2017-05-26T08:26:56","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T08:26:56","slug":"stop-hammer-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"STOP! Hammer Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an old story but still one of my favourite stories.<\/p>\n<p>Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That\u2019s Illegal? Who Knew?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dvorak.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/09\/man-arrested-for-public-nudity-sex-acts-with-claw-hammer-thats-illegal-who-knew\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Original<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-76\"><\/span>Full Story:<\/p>\n<p>While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man\u2019s front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa.<\/p>\n<p>For the dirty details, you\u2019ll have to read the Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was \u201cnot right\u201d and parades around naked \u201c24\/24\u201d (sic).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/years\/2008\/0806082hammer1.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Police Report<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The dirty bastard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an old story but still one of my favourite stories. Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That\u2019s Illegal? Who Knew? Original Full Story: While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[87],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":351,"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesonline.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}