STOP! Hammer Time! « Jamesonline

STOP! Hammer Time!

This is an old story but still one of my favourite stories.

Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That’s Illegal? Who Knew?


Full Story:

While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man’s front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa.

For the dirty details, you’ll have to read the Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was “not right” and parades around naked “24/24” (sic).

Police Report

The dirty bastard!

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