STOP! Hammer Time!

This is an old story but still one of my favourite stories.

Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That’s Illegal? Who Knew?


Full Story:

While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man’s front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa.

For the dirty details, you’ll have to read the Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was “not right” and parades around naked “24/24” (sic).

Police Report

The dirty bastard!

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