Mmmm, cake.

AUTOEXEC.PHAT
What better way to greet someone that switches on your arcade cab than with a couple of aliens?
Flamboyance? Pah!
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Who is the coolest person in the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who is the coolest person in I.T.?
Not the one that can get sound working in DOS that’s for sure. That person is dull and boring and has a high boredom threshold.
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Check out the title ^^, it looks like there’s gonna be over a hundred of these things :0
Then again it could be in binary, in which case this is part 1 of 7.
Or Hexadecimal, in which case …….
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