Archive for the ‘Funny Stories’ Category

STOP! Hammer Time!


Sunday, June 13th, 2010

This is an old story but still one of my favourite stories.

Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That’s Illegal? Who Knew?

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While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man’s front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa.

For the dirty details, you’ll have to read the Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was “not right” and parades around naked “24/24.”

Police Report

The dirty bastard!

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It finally happened


Monday, January 5th, 2009

It’s all over now.
I actually visited Facebook using my phone.
What can I say but I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

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Gotta Love Tina from Levenshulme


Friday, July 11th, 2008

“A LOTTERY scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot – because players couldn’t understand it.

The Cool Cash game – launched on Monday – was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.”

Well, you had to do sums to work it out.

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